It would take a lot of “accidents” to get him to King.

He looks oddly like Louis Tomlinson in the picture.

He was a skinny rock star, although a red head, until he took that fall off his horse, got a head wound and a suppurating thigh wound that wouldn’t heal. (Katherine Howard was dumb but god, how could you have sex with open flesh wound? Some have said that the stink he reported from Anne of Cleves was actually his…

Not loads of sex though.

The first model was probably Egyptian and posed for pictures in Pharoah’s tomb. The first supermodel was Lizzie Siddal. There, I said it. Pre-Raphaelites 4evah!

That’s it - Queer Eye isn’t just for the straight guy (although it did seem in this first season to just be guys. Guess I don’t need Tan France’s help.)

I had an unexpected “oh that’s sad” thought.

I hate the all beige look of everyone in this. What’s wrong with a little color (but not just your roots.)

Holy fucking shit, YES as you know. But I just whitelisted Jezebel and it’s working again? Its my birthday miracle.

Maybe they should get married.

“No unnecessary chit chat” Oh, Finns! I love you! In a non creepy non sexual way.

Thank you Katy Couric! :)

For me too - the rabbi and her are the only people I can stand on the show.

He is wearing very similar boots to Tom Hiddleston’s pair. I can’t tell if Harry’s are grey or black though.

She’s the one with the most normal trio of names too.

It was sung in the show by immigrants. The character of Alexander Hamilton is an immigrant.

This isn’t, of course, what the NYT writer did. She assumed that the skater was an immigrant- which she isn’t - and then doubled down on it by claiming she was honoring the immigrant parents (they were not actually on the ice and since when do we congratulate the parents of Olympians outside of those background films…

Have to recommend https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/29939270-amberlough Amberlough by Lara Elena Donnelly - set on another planet sort of it is Weimar Republic spys, glamor, queerness, romantic heaven. So so good. I can’t wait for the next one. (No HEA yet though.)

Bring back skating the figures! God, that was so exquisitely boring to watch.

Can you imagine a more boring party guest?