“Goldman’s cake, in contrast, was composed of nine differently-flavored layers of cake, because it was an actual cake.” lol for crying out loud, he’s going to pinch pennies on cakes and dresses and still rob the country blind

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

Spencer did nazi that coming....

There’s more sparkle between the Nixon’s and these two.

I think bill and hill are genuinely friends that enjoy each other’s company.

There’s more sparkle between the Carters than between those two.

I actually don’t think she thinks she has any agency. A friend is going through a very difficult divorce with psychological and financial abuse. It took a while before she could see the path in front of her to get out. And he is still able to throw roadblocks up because he can. If Melania arrived her with a…

She had to have sex with Donald Trump on multiple occasions. That is true punishment.

My assumption is that they had an understanding when they got married. Being FLOTUS was not part of that understanding.

I made some drunken rant before about how I can’t really hate her.

Eh, she’s got her one in-case-of-divorce child with him, I don’t see her having another.

Exhibit I- Trump referred to Melania as “something” & “that” (not “her” or “my wife” or “I acknowledge that Melanie is a sentient human being”:

Do you really think Melania had free will on that answer?

Not MUCH? That is being kind. From what I have observed, the chemistry between them is not just absent but actually seems ice cold. Have you seen how he kisses her? It’s practically an air kiss. I don’t think they like each other at all, and I’m not just saying that because of my feelings about Trump. I’d call it if I…

Seeing both couples so much in the past few days has driven something home: There is much joy in the Obamas; there is very little in the Trumps.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

#FreeMelania

If Amy Poehler and/or Tina Fey show up, I’m going to lose my shit. Especially if it’s Amy Poehler dressed like Leslie Knope.

And these are the people who claim to be Christians.