“After 20 years of being told by our window-dressing partner that men hurting women is a bad thing, we finally realized that they meant a bad PR thing, and now we get it.”

Bowles on Fitzpatrick: “If pissed off is going to stop the turnovers, I’m more than happy to have him play pissed off.” #nyj

What’s this fancy 16-bit bullshit?

Proof that steroids ruined the damn game. Look at the size of those guys. This is how Bo got hurt. Fucking “Super” NES.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Botched and Shady as Fuck.

Abusing Molly is a despicable habit, regardless of what your EDM friends suggest.

Here’s how I’ll remember Aaron Heilman. During the last season at Shea, a few buddies and I took a Thursday off at the end of the season to take in a Thursday afternoon rain makeup against the Pirates. More importantly, it was the last time we’d all see a game together at the ballpark we grew up in. The Mets had a…

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

This is awful. But if anyone can come back from this, it’s this guy.

That’s a beautiful young comment. Absolutely stunning! Do I wanna fuck it? ...I mean, not yet.

Harambe died so Ken Bone could live.

Counterpoint:

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Jet fuel can’t melt the double A gaps blitz package.

Snuffed By An Angel

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.