Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

This is fucking flagrant disrespect by the NCAA toward our National Anthem. The NCAA hasn’t just canceled these events in North Carolina, they’ve canceled the playing of the National Anthem at these events in North Carolina as well. I’m not a member of the military but that is insanely hurtful to the many members of…

“it hit me, I should have just went out of bounds and lived to the next play”

Some things are sacred. Leave Doug Brien alone on top.

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You can shoot out of it. You can shoot pigs out of it.

Bombastic

And booze

Its because he’s black

Reminded me of every Forza race ever.

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This here? This is not wrong. Montreal fans are nightmares as well. “We have so many championship banners!” Yes, the most recent of which is old enough to legally drink, please get fucked by a moose.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Pow! Reich in the kisser.

+ 3 Reichs

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

Triple H is VERY disappointed: