Roses are red

It’s actually the exact same protocol and the NFL is just counting on the players not being able to remember it.

In response, Bernie has sent this man to Sao Paulo, with no particular set of instruction what so ever.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

Tebow bemoans the fact that “rumors” travel so fast

“I’m glad I have my name on that.”

“When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.” - Mitch Hedberg

I haven’t seen someone enjoy this many Cardinal losses since Henry VIII.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

Suck it up and deal, Clayton. Once I stepped on a land mine during WWI, I rubbed some dirt on it, lit a pall mall and got back to killing krauts.

- Vin Scully.

...Your punishment must be more severe.

I wish there was some way you could avoid these articles and comments. Imagine a world where you could see the title on the Deadspin homepage, shake your head, roll your eyes, and move on. That would be an amazing world. It’s a shame it will never exist.

Comments like this are exactly why this series must never die.

So what you are telling me is that you are an actual fan of the team, not a fan of the fans, making you, therefore, one of the best fans in baseball.

He went for Dirty Deeds that early? Never go for your finisher right out of the gate. Save the high spot.

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

After all of those years in the wilderness (and even beyond the on ice product - the free tickets, then the empty arena, the pretty obvious bilking of the county on the arena deal) it’s nice to see that the Panthers actually seem ready to ride the wave of prospects they’ve assembled and spend money surrounding them…

I’m pretty sure the 76ers are comfortable drafting players that will not play basketball in front of them.

“You’re not following Cardinal Way.”