I just wonder why everyone decided to pick on the Yankees of all teams for this pine tar bullshit. Say what you will about them, but you can guarantee they'd never resort to ratting out, say, a batter who used too much pine tar on his bat.

haha here's the article I expected Drew to write. So so so so bitter.

Call it recency bias, but I love these two from last year's playoffs. I look at them and can't help but just smile...

2013 World Champion Boston Red Sox.

People out east do knot know how to spell

I think this angry thread missed the point of the photo was that neither fanbase is able to spell Ellsbury correctly. At least we can pronounce it Canada! (the sox fan could not spell Ellsbury correctly on her stupid sign in Houston but at least that was not a multi story HD scoreboard, not any less forgivable for the…

is that A-rod? 😂

i. c. In between MRI's I guess.

So true! Let me know when you decide to tell it.

Gold medal. Yay.

Announcing your retirement a year early is SO arrogant. You're basically telling every team, "Okay, you're on warning—GIVE ME STUFF when I get to your ballpark." And ESPN gets to celebrate your retirement both the moment you announce it an the moment you actually retire.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

I think you're missing the point here. The original statement wasn't eloquently stated, but the clarifications make sense. He isn't saying that it takes no talent and just money to succeed, just that skiing is a much more expensive thing to practice than running. I can run on the road in front of my house, but I sure…

Walking between events: Sausage ("Bad! Bad dog! No treat!")

"...rich and white already"

your jealousy is unbecoming.

But worry not. Organizers wheeled in what's described as an "extended bed," and appears to be an ottoman.

Passerby on street: Hey dude, you got some shit on your cape.