I’m a pretty good cook (at least I like to think so) and I have often had women “womansplain” things to me in the kitchen. It is frustrating. I can agree.

That’s cute that he has two rings

I love how these don’t even beat up on the Giants and actually mostly root for them. At points Drew is saying “Damnit I believed in them too”

This is hysterical coverage again. Nothing about Thomas age/health, the fact that Crowder is a role player (albeit a good one) and that the brooklyn pick is valuable but not a known commodity yet (what if the pick is like, #6 or something...deep draft or not the celtics still have young talent like Jalen Brown and…

The answer is simple, you dry off your top half in the shower, and then you get out of the shower stepping on the end of the towel (placed on the bath math) and finish drying off your legs and arse.

No mention of Thomas’s questionable hip health at the age of 30? The Cavs did well, but this is a very slanted piece intended to proclaim a “winner” of a trade which would damped the Boston side. Typical Deadspin.

But the thing is....they’ve known that Kyrie Irving was at least very likely to be traded for some time now. This has been ongoing so it’s not the same shock as Favre un-retiring. Thoughts?

I mean Yankee stadium is like...a little league park with the way the wind blows out. I played little league baseball, took about....10 years off, and then played in a men’s wood bat league. I hit plenty of home runs over 325ft and some over 350. I’m not overly huge (6 feet tall) so I just think alot of people could…

Glad Emma wrote this and not the no talent ass from New Hampshire who would have somehow slanted this negative.

I would have been annoyed if you had even included justification on this. This is it. Clearly.

I would have been annoyed if you had even included justification on this. This is it. Clearly.

I’m blown away that this network of websites would post an (essentially) advertisement for Soylent after all the insults and shaming over the years you’ve done about soylent. It seems like you guys have really $oftened your $tance.

I’m blown away that this network of websites would post an (essentially) advertisement for Soylent after all the…

They could try to trade a package involving Bryce Harper and Giancarlo Stanton. I mean this website would have you believe they are locks to go there anyway, why not trade on futures

I bet you they have fridges that are larger than you prefer, and wear a large watch. You must just stew in your own miserableness man.

Samer just perpetuates the myth that this is all of Boston. It’s like 10% of sports fans just like New York has shit head morons who like...put a toy jet on their construction helmet.

You are such an unbelievable hacky piece of shit. Honestly. You can’t get any kind of career so you just go to your bread and butter which is posting an article every month or so about Boston being racist, or awful....I think you live in New Hampshire so you claim to be a Boston fan, but you really make your pennies…

NYC still running low on Jergen’s and Kleenex I can see.

Sorry why does Mr. “Make Baseball Fun Again” (i.e. I get to showboat and brag when things go my way) not participate in the home run derby? Is it because he doesn’t wanna tire himself out taking all those big swings?

Is the city of new york all out of jergens and kleenex from you guys touching yourselves all night? Judge is likeable but you yankee fans are absolutely insufferable. If Judge had been bounced in the first round you all would have bitched it was a terrible HR derby and the format needs to change.

Burneko sucks. His Wizards suck and this just further pisses him off. Also no article yet on the Peyton Manning cheating allegations? Hm.

Phew! All that money is worth it now! Boy don’t the SAWX feel foolish now letting him walk in free agency!