The real question is whether he used a bidet or toilet paper when he was finished

This is fucking hilarious.

Trailblazers - Lakers (Celtics)

The watchability(?) of this team compared to last year doesn’t even compare. The first game I went to early in the season was against Detroit... a game they ended up losing after scoring like 8 points in the final quarter after being up double digits all game. It was a shitty loss, but I remember coming away thinking…

As does Rudy Fernandez

Joel Pryzbilla, the Vanilla Gorilla!

I’m glad to see Matt Cain is really rounding into form too

Now I understand what my girlfriend means when I have a “loquacious” butthole in the morning after farting.