Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

What you lookin’ at? You all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say, “That’s the bad guy.” So... what that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how…

Do you still get 2 minutes for Hooking while playing in Vegas??

Racism? At an Indians game?

Do you know what would make the Senators much more fun to watch?

She needs a new doctor. Knee injuries generally don’t progress like that.

I don’t know how to react to positive comments on the Internet...I think I’ll go lie down for a while.

Oh, c’mon man, you can improve yourself every day and become someone’s significant other. I’m not saying it’s easy, but you can do it. Here’s some ideas:

It depends on the output of the USB port. Check this video for more info on what’s required to keep the Switch alive while charging it:

When your day is long, And the night, The night is yours alone
When you’re sure you’ve had enough, Of this life
Well hang on, Don’t let yourself go
‘Cause everybody cries, And everybody hurts sometimes

Swearing has been in hockey forever. I remember when a rookie Maurice Richard was trying to establish himself in the league and he said “Take that you fucking Euro pussy has been” when he cross checked me from behind.

“The Neo Geo attracts collectors because, compared with coins, stamps, and comics, you can go years and not find what you’re looking for,” rare video game dealer Shawn McCleskey told The New Yorker in an interesting piece on the world of Neo Geo collecting. Read it right here. 

Who knew that you could get the White Materia back so easily?

+1 mile walk to school (uphill both ways)

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

It’s not so much that they couldn’t work well so much as no one would be willing to pay more than $10 for it, even if they managed to nail everything and keep up the same quality and content standards.