Gotta see the actors’ pretty faces. It’s the same reason that, every time ‘Game of Thrones’ showed the watchers on the wall my wife would yell “Why aren’t you fucking wearing hats?”

Yeah, baby.

Why are the muppets shilling for all the these products all of a sudden? Farmer’s Insurance, the Facebook Portal, Waze. I feel like I haven’t seen the muppets much in years, and now they’re in all these ads.

More animated superhero movies!

Some pedantry about the 1800 models:

SUVs like that are too high and thus, limits the ability to see things down low... like rocks and people.

For comparison, the Space Shuttle Discovery, which totaled the most time in space of all the orbiters, spent only 365 days all together.

An American Werewolf in London was on TV once when I was a child, and I was like “Hey, the Muppets.” What happened next caused me not to sleep well for months.

or perhaps when you had Scarlet freakin’ fever

Jared’s response:

Fall & Order: Special Pumpkins Unit

The wall’s climbability is completely beside the point. Mexicans are not puppies that are easily corralled by a doggie gate. They are human beings with opposable thumbs and access to saws, cutting torches, vehicles, etc. There will be holes cut in this thing all over the place. Also, the Mexican cartels have in their…

What’s a Nubia?

Here’s how it went in Colorado

I just say “I really enjoy your podcast.” 

Sick of waiting for the next Song of Ice and Fire? Try the new Ballad of Birds and Snakes. Same great child-killing flavor with only half the incest.

It works on several levels. It could be a starship full of explorers who, when they return home, find that everybody else has aged while they stayed young, and it could be a metaphor for the first English troops of World War II who shipped out in 1939, and when they returned home from war found that, because of all…