Volvo-style safety blanket.

Well it has worked twice before. He told Comey it “would be great if the Russia investigation went away,” and was given the benefit of the doubt that he wasn’t technically directing Comey to end it. And when the Muller report came out he wasn’t technically indicted (for all the reasons stated at the time). So…

Don’t forget when he told us all that the US can’t sell cars in Japan unless they can have a bowling ball dropped on them from 20 feet without getting dented.

Aren’t all backflips unnecessary?

If you watch him you’ll see he’s obsessed with setting records. He’s said he won the biggest election victory in history, people call him to tell him that’s the best speech they’d ever seen, he has the tallest building in New York after 9/11, etc. It stands to reason that he wants his administration to be in control…

I think they are non-Americans who were told to sound American.

He speaks like Agent Smith from the Matrix.

I’m not sure what it is about Monopoly that engenders such poor sportsmanship

“how do we get back to that without another 9/11?”

Looks like a damn El Greco.

Here’s an idea: put the solar panels over the roadway. It takes up the same amount of space. Other pros include:

It is generating less than half of the electricity expected because the panels could not be angled directly at the sun

Time Cop

Even with this extremely large-type teleprompter, he still muddle ”Texas and Ohio” into “Toledo.” Our president is not a well man.

too dumb (stupid} to understand.

Jim Lovell and Frank Borman spent 14 days in an even smaller capsule for the Gemini 7 mission.

Acid-washed hard drives haven’t been in fashion since the ‘80s.

Now I can reenact my own Grandmaster tentacle party!

He’s primarily known as the guy from the “Life, uh, finds a way.” gif, but he’s been in some movies, too.