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I think ‘absolute snack’ is the opposite of ‘absolute unit.’

I have an idea - when that migrant caravan gets to the border, just hand each person a rake and send them on through th forest. Solve two problems at once. 

It’s no $15,000 ostrich jacket, I’ll say that.

“We are here to say to Amazon: Take that welcome mat that was rolled out for you yesterday, put it back in the package it came in, and send it back to Seattle where it belongs,”

I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.

So Disney has two Star Wars shows coming up, The Mandalorian and the Cassian Andor show. Could they have picked two more similar-looking actors to lead them?

I have heard the theory that human beings are a neotenous form of chimpanzee.

Mgmt.: “Trips to strip clubs may no longer be expense .”

This immediately made me think of Mad Men. Is Under Armor still living the 60’s misogynist, alcoholic corporate life of Mad Men in order to sell athletic wear?

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I’m really surprised that Apple went with USB-C on the iPad. I thought they would never allow a dirty, non-proprietary standard to defile the walled garden cash cow that is iOS. Now that they have, I bet they’ll restrict USB-C to the desktop environment (which now appears to include the iPad Pro) and keep the iPhone

Let’s start a GoFundMe to collect a pot of money to reward the first male gymnast who competes in cat makeup.

On the other hand, some people just pray someone comes into their home illegally so they can justify their gun collection.

On the federal level they are allowed between two persons who reside in the same State “provided that [the seller] has no reason to believe the buyer is prohibited by law from possessing firearms.” 

I can’t wait to see what kids come up with to try to defeat this system.

The thing that Elway says will destroy tens of thousands of jobs in Colorado and create a “shockwave” through the state’s economy