You mean brown Jamie Lee Curtis?

I think it’s Andy Kaufman.

An additional feature of the e-brake is that it can only be released when the car is on, which makes it an anti-theft device, as well as ensuring a kid playing around in a parked car can’t release it and cause the car to start rolling accidentally.

Leave any animals you encounter the heck alone.

Remember the Microsoft Kin? What do you mean “no?” It was on the market for two whole months. They showed ads for it it in the trailers at the movie theater.

Bezos also has his own rocket company, Blue Origin.

Yeah, there was the Chevrolet Spark EV before this, but with a range of only 82 miles it was too limited to be your only car

Branson has Virgin Galactic. It can’t go to the moon, but I think he’d rather ride on his own rocket than the competitor’s.

The name of the passenger will be announced on Monday

unrelated storylines, subplots, character arcs, mysteries, running jokes,

Hey. If they apply the “Max” label to the iPads as well as the iPhones, will the iPad Pro be renamed the MaxiPad?

Although there’s been a lot of grumbling about the aesthetic of the reboot

Well it’s a combination of the SE and the X, so naturally it’s the iPhone SEX, right?

What I find more incongruous is in Next Generation when they have to give a document to someone they write it on their computer tablet, then the walk over and give the tablet to the person. Riker’s always walking into Picard’s ready room like “Here’s that updated duty roster.”

I’ve woken up with this the couple of times I’ve taken those chewable Pepto Bismol tablets. Gross-looking, but otherwise not a problem.

We are ALL in the Fucktomb now. The Fucktomb is us.

Obligatory: “Yo dawg, I hear you like vacuums...”

Obligatory: “Yo dawg, I hear you like vacuums...”

They gave a wink to this in the Season 4 episode “Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie.” Lisa exclaims:

This erraticism and emotionality are exactly why women aren’t cut out to be CEOs.

Nobody understands why Elon Musk is still tweeting.