Is that one of those Led Zeppelins I’ve heard so much about?

Great! I can finally drive that little mouse droids from the Death Star.

...49th Anniversary of the Moon Landing...

Maybe is started out on the roof, but he made a sudden stop.

The BMW i3 operates this way. I had one of those for a multi-day test drive and found it to be a really pleasant way to drive. I eventually bought a Chevy Volt, which sort of does this when shifted to Low, but the regen isn’t as aggressive. It’s ideal for stop and go or slow and go traffic.

He probably wishes he hadn’t taken that Ambien. 

Back when it was called “Japanimation.”

What is your anaconda’s opinion on that?

6. Welfare recipient/dependent

Gazoo Racing Meisters of Nurburgring

Can’t wait to see the dynamic between Seinfeld and John Mulaney. Is he the one in the Alfa?

It looks like it’s made of plywood.

I was certain this was an Onion headline.

“I was fucking her so hard and I headbutted her in the head.”

We’re all so educated about engine placement! It’s like we all watched the same video Jalopnik posted two weeks ago about why different airplanes have their engines mounted on the wings or the tail.

Lowest Hispanic numbers in the history of our country. Lowest numbers for women in 21 years.

The only thing I can think of every time I hear something about Belle and Sebastian.

Our groper-in-chief uninvited the Eagles from today’s planned White House visit