I’m very confused by what the difference is between doing a jump and landing a jump. Does this mean Ito attempted the jump in 1988 but didn’t land it?

Maybe they shouldn’t be in the country...

I think the photo for this post used a screen shot from The Office by mistake.

Ball locked! Two more to activate multiball.

Impose penalties on teams and players who do not stand, including a 15-yard penalty

In my state, Colorado, having a firearm in the car does not count as “concealed,” and doesn’t require a permit. Is it different in California?

Politicians...

Politicians...

It’s now under 9000.

“Dylan Thomas’ Boathoooooooooooooooooouse!!!!”

I was going to complain that you left Laurence Fishburne out of the list of guest stars on ‘A Man Called Hawk,’ but it turns out I was thinking of ‘Spenser For Hire.’ Anyway, here’s an awesome showdown between Morpheus and Captain Sisko.

[Sean Connery voice]

That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the... law-talking guy.

There was one of those in the Highlight Reel this week.

“That guy who killed someone” [She was thinking of Aaron Hernandez]

I misread the headline as “cruelty free” and spent some time trying to figure out what kind of WWI game that would be.

Just starting up the car uses the same about of gas as running it for seven minutes, so if you’re going to be stopped for less than seven minutes, leave it running.

I’m a little worried that we’re going to be pointing out Republican hypocrisy straight on through Trump’s 2020 re-election. They don’t seem to care.

Oh yeah? Maybe I’ll have to give it another try, then.