What is your anaconda’s opinion on that?

6. Welfare recipient/dependent

Eh. I couldn’t get the images to arrange correctly.

Look. It’s important.

Gazoo Racing Meisters of Nurburgring

Awww. Just like in Finding Nemo.

and it’s unclear why

Can’t wait to see the dynamic between Seinfeld and John Mulaney. Is he the one in the Alfa?

It looks like it’s made of plywood.

And yet Hollywood’s biggest tentpole films are struggling to even acknowledge that LGBTQ people just exist.

I was certain this was an Onion headline.

Or in some cases, just once a day.

When I think about Donald “Father of the Year” Trump picking a fight with the world’s richest person (who owns his own rocket company):

“I was fucking her so hard and I headbutted her in the head.”

We’re all so educated about engine placement! It’s like we all watched the same video Jalopnik posted two weeks ago about why different airplanes have their engines mounted on the wings or the tail.

I bet that thing can beat the underwater level on Battletoads without breaking a sweat.

Pretty insecure, though. With a little digging anybody can get root access.