Lowest Hispanic numbers in the history of our country. Lowest numbers for women in 21 years.

The only thing I can think of every time I hear something about Belle and Sebastian.

Our groper-in-chief uninvited the Eagles from today’s planned White House visit

I’m very confused by what the difference is between doing a jump and landing a jump. Does this mean Ito attempted the jump in 1988 but didn’t land it?

Maybe they shouldn’t be in the country...

I think the photo for this post used a screen shot from The Office by mistake.

Ball locked! Two more to activate multiball.

Impose penalties on teams and players who do not stand, including a 15-yard penalty

In my state, Colorado, having a firearm in the car does not count as “concealed,” and doesn’t require a permit. Is it different in California?

Politicians...

Politicians...

It’s now under 9000.

“Dylan Thomas’ Boathoooooooooooooooooouse!!!!”

I was going to complain that you left Laurence Fishburne out of the list of guest stars on ‘A Man Called Hawk,’ but it turns out I was thinking of ‘Spenser For Hire.’ Anyway, here’s an awesome showdown between Morpheus and Captain Sisko.

[Sean Connery voice]

That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the... law-talking guy.

There was one of those in the Highlight Reel this week.

“That guy who killed someone” [She was thinking of Aaron Hernandez]

I misread the headline as “cruelty free” and spent some time trying to figure out what kind of WWI game that would be.