I think he looks like his own ventriloquist dummy.

Just like the episode of M*A*S*H where the 4077th got 500,000 tongue depressors delivered instead of 5,000. This should result in some great hijinks.

For fear of that, I still will stay with thee,

Too bad nobody in the Trump family has the attention span to read four whole pages (in a row!) or they’d realize nothing they’re saying about it is true.

My little pony!

I’ll give you a hint: flame on.

Wouldn’t you rather have the jobs and the property taxes?

Your headline is a sentence fragmented.

“I suppose they will all want dignity.”

But how do you pronounce it??

Perhaps they were evading some Illinois Nazis.

First Chevrolet named their new car the ‘Bolt’ when they already had one called the ‘Volt,’ and now they named their autonomous car unit ‘Cruise’ when they make a non-autonomous car called the ‘Cruze?’ Are new names that hard to come up with?

This is how I want to treat all the people whose job it is to explain what Trump is doing/saying.

1) Exit dwelling.

Finkel is Einhorn?

They somehow went 4-0 in the preseason. I’d love to find out that was the other teams trolling them. “We’ll make them think they’re really good this season, then we won’t let them win a game.”

37. The raven Uncle Billy has in one scene for no reason.