Yeah. Look at the toll anthem protests have taken in Cleveland.

Wait, you’re telling me that’s not a scene from Starship Troopers?

I see once again we weren’t able to mention Swedish cars without using the word “quirky.”

When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I’d tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn’t obey.

Maybe it’s part of his plan to take over the world.

Do those doors not close?

Yes! I was picturing an alternate version of The Martian where, instead of that sand crawler thing, Matt Damon goes tooling around Mars in Elon’s roadster.

Better put up one of these

Dear Diary,

Nature is amazing.

Is this the high school Troy and Annie went to?

“Fine! I admit I’ve never seen Two Broke Girls!”

I’m pretty sure I had a Trapper Keeper™ with that last design on it.