Your headline is a sentence fragmented.

“I suppose they will all want dignity.”

But how do you pronounce it??

Perhaps they were evading some Illinois Nazis.

First Chevrolet named their new car the ‘Bolt’ when they already had one called the ‘Volt,’ and now they named their autonomous car unit ‘Cruise’ when they make a non-autonomous car called the ‘Cruze?’ Are new names that hard to come up with?

This is how I want to treat all the people whose job it is to explain what Trump is doing/saying.

1) Exit dwelling.

Finkel is Einhorn?

They somehow went 4-0 in the preseason. I’d love to find out that was the other teams trolling them. “We’ll make them think they’re really good this season, then we won’t let them win a game.”

37. The raven Uncle Billy has in one scene for no reason.

Yeah. Look at the toll anthem protests have taken in Cleveland.

Wait, you’re telling me that’s not a scene from Starship Troopers?

I see once again we weren’t able to mention Swedish cars without using the word “quirky.”

When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I’d tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn’t obey.

Maybe it’s part of his plan to take over the world.