Do those doors not close?

Yes! I was picturing an alternate version of The Martian where, instead of that sand crawler thing, Matt Damon goes tooling around Mars in Elon’s roadster.

Better put up one of these

Dear Diary,

Nature is amazing.

Is this the high school Troy and Annie went to?

“Fine! I admit I’ve never seen Two Broke Girls!”

I’m pretty sure I had a Trapper Keeper™ with that last design on it.

Fuck YES!

He wants to set up a Jimmy the Greek (Jimmy the Scott?) scenario up there.

Worse than the Tappan Zee?

Shit, somebody tell Michael Dorn to change his look or everyone’s going to be running away from him at the Star Trek conventions now.

One of those twitter accounts is just retweets of hardcore interracial porn videos.

Isn’t that supposed to be an Illuminati thing?

Who wore it better?