Reminds me of Adam Carolla’s brilliant plan to reduce crime by putting up a sign that says “Free cock fights for Raiders fans.” and then locking up anyone who shows up.

This has got to be made up. That name is just too on-the-nose. It’s like if someone at the center of a sexting scandal had the last name “Weiner”... ooooooh.

Hybrids dont count as electrics.

The couple was surprised by the first post-vasectomy pregnancy, which resulted in twins

And a 6'8", even if Brock kneels for the anthem people will still think he’s standing.

Hypermilers.

Red Saturn is my spirit animal.

No love for Double Dash? The Waluigi Stadium and DK Mountain tracks from that game are the best!

He’s not not licking toads.

I want to see a team’s entire receiving corps draw an excessive celebration flag for coordinating a goose stepping march with Nazi salute down the end zone after a touchdown.

What’s the timing of the salute? For the length of the National Anthem? As a touchdown celebration? Over a sacked quarterback?

Them: The Detroit Red Wings are the official hockey team of white power.

Flying Punch

I bring one of these in my carry-on. I find that squeezing it during takeoff and turbulence provides an outlet for the anxiety.

Yes! Before in-car DVD players, tablets, and portable video game systems, we kids could only watch the patterns the windshield wipers made and dream.

I was going to post this because we have the same thing in Colorado. They repealed the alcohol part a few years ago, but kept the dealerships closed.

producers and directors were literally doing yoga stretches to pat themselves on the back

But was there anything he could do as turbo teen that he could not do previously as just… a teen with a car?

That was a common theme in the episodes, him accidentally getting hot or cold at an inconvenient time.

Moose alone weak. Moose together strong.