Apparently this butthole is already driving a bunch of buttholes on the internet apart because he fears that the thong will be replaced with black shorts. hahahahaha.

He went to see his Congressman, and that guy said, quote:

Um, they are adhering to the 1st Amendment. But since they are not Congress, it does not apply to them. Unless you’re suggesting that Twitter be given the power to make laws?

He got a book deal and is an editor at the president-elect’s propaganda dispensary of choice... that should keep him happy content for about 4 months.

You know what creeps me out the most? That horrifying “well, I’d bugger off if she told me herself” thing. That’s so straight out of the domestic abuser handbook it might as well be a reprint. I mean, it’s written down right in Gavin DeBecker’s book.

That’s true, but I am also an adult and my mother would still kick my ass if I behaved like that. She’s been making that clear since I was a teenager.

Nope. They are never going to get it.

He’s an adult. It’s not mommy’s job to police him. Make him accountable for his own actions

Unless Biden changed the password!

You’d be amazed how not possible it is to convince some guys you don’t like them.

In a little over a week, he will get possession of the @POTUS handle—he’ll no longer be @realDonaldTrump.

Whoa whoa whoa, don’t besmirch the name of us cocksuckers with Milo’s filth! ;)

Does this icky dude have a mom? Seriously, his mom needs to sit him down and explain the rules of grown up man manners to her creeptastic son.

This is a big reason why no one wants to buy Twitter. It’s filled with hate, and the time/money needed to properly police it isn’t worth it.

I saw “Martin Shkreli” trending on Twitter and thought maybe he was dead. Then I found out why he was trending. I was a little disappointed to find out he was still breathing.

As fun as Shkreli being suspended is, I really want to see the hilarity of Trump getting suspended.

First: “I would rather eat my own organs”. LMAO. Congrats Duca on coming up with the perfect response!

Ahem. “Alleged” Milo cocksuckers.

“Allegations.”