This + your handle = win

I got a ultrabook with no ethernet port as my primary work laptop ~3 months ago and it has yet to bite me. Will happen one day I guess.

He is pure, concentrated wings.

Holy Sci Fi futures, that's cool. Now, where the hell is my flying car?

But the research assistants do the real work

Number of research scientists killed by their work in the last year vs. virtually any industry you care to name.

For the gizmodo UK readers, I present Boris Johnson, as you never wished to see him.

chainsword?

While not wearing a shirt.

It's like he's trying to jump over her but can't quite make it'

I've always wanted to meet the Porsche designers.

Winner

The BBC isn't a world news source?

Sometimes you've got to be sure.

Probably not this.

I think this?

Make sure to get the oxygenless cabling, otherwise you won't feel the full effect.

We're just embiggening peoples vocabulary.

But what about Google Cow? (an actual product)

Beware NSFW language, but worth it.