"which were capable of carrying up to 192 100-kiloton nuclear warheads".

Good timing for this. I'm about to buy a new work laptop as my last, rather dated, laptop died (Dell D430 with xp... shut up).

I started a PhD, and I started using Ubuntu 6 month later. Interesting.....

So many comments fill of win, wish I could reply to all. But 'just turn it over' has to be the best by far.

Can't you reverse a magnets polarity?

I can't remember who wrote it, but something along the lines of "i don't mind the starbucksification of manhatten, anything that add's clean public bathrooms is a good idea"

I prefer this TED talk

Before they mentioned food I briefly wondered if perhaps the darker ink of roads affected travel? fractionally warmer than the lighter map?

I KNOW! that's almost as bad as my last laptop when it had Vista.

I think I might wander down, say 'why?'

responiisble

a painful but entertaining application of P=F.A?

Firstly, what an idiot.

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I must have owned it at one point. I have vague memories of it resurfacing. Obviously tried to block them out.

you obviously never played Nerf Blast.

I was once told that Marine One has a special seat for the president, based on the statistical chance of surviving a crash.

Turn it off, wait 10 seconds, then turn it back on again?

This.

Slower than a rocket but cheaper on a per load basis I'm assuming