what happens to the victim if you drop their voodoo doll from space?

Not going to sneak up on anyone anytime soon, is it.

*cough*. Ah hem, excuse me. Just needed to clear my throat.

Scud's were designed to be loaded with nuclear warheads. Accuracy is overrated in some situations..

??

For what seems like a surprisingly high percentage of Giz readers 'Seeing this plane in the skies above you generally means you're really shitty day is about to get a lot better'

'Shippers Shipping ship ship shipments via ships'

Nicely played

totally, have to post the video.

apologies, 'Diplomatic' relations.

Don't forget that China refuses to have any relations with a nation that recognises Taiwan.

Lets nitpick about the definition of 'nation' shall we? It considers itself an sovereign state, has an independent government and a majority of people who wish for a deceleration of independence. Oh, and the largest military in the world 100 miles to the west who have consistently promised to use force if they do…

Damn. When I clicked on the title I was imagining a set of scales that projected onto the wall a mock up of what you'd look like if you kept gaining weight at your current rate.

the Fuel surcharge isn't cool

It was a toss up between that and 'that'll learn 'em for declaring independence'

quality comment

Poor Republic of Cameroon, what did they do?

yeah but try and torrent that puppy.

trading lifespan for speed?

Vampire stake at 1:40, I want to see the out takes where he misses and puts one through his truck...