True story. When Aaron Rodgers beat the Lions on that Hail Mary in 2015, I didn’t even flinch. I wasn’t angry. I wasn’t sad. I wasn’t even shocked. I just sorta say “Hmm”, turned off my TV, and went to bed. I couldn’t muster up the strength to do anything else. Three years later, absolutely nothing has changed. Being…

Zodiac, we need you back man! Your posts help us get through the 16-game (on rare occasions, 17. But never 18 or more) dumpster fire experience otherwise known as Lions’ Football.

I promised my wife I’d take her to Hawaii when the Lions won the division. In other words, I never have to take my wife to Hawaii.