Well, you can make a Borderlands narrative that is hilarious, touching, and engaging, full of likable characters the viewer would like to see more of. It just takes about 10 hours instead of a movie-allotted two.

Eli Roth is such a shitty human and director I’m surprised Randy didn’t hire him to direct some squirting videos for his personal enjoyment.

That’s... that’s a yikes from me.

I am so over the whole concept of “games as service.”

Much like Cube 2: Hypercube, this puzzle was not worth your time unless you're an obsessive fan

Indeed. Life was much easier before all those pesky cameras. :)

If you and your buddy were playing Goldeneye for $1M, I think the situation might be a bit different.

This seems against the spirit of Battle Royale games, especially considering if you go back and watch BR one of the first things people started doing was communicating and forming teams with each other.

The other thing is that if Bungie had a secret 3rd exotic as the reward for Corridors of Time, it would have been found by dataminers beforehand anyway.

I mean, dataminers found The Dawning’s Amenstia-S2 ship with the lore entry about Uldren Sov post-resurrection, 4 or 5 days before this past year’s Dawning event even…

This uh...wasn’t a review. 

Final?

This is one of the reasons Destiny is bad. Puzzles like this are designed to get people talking rather than playing. The vast majority of the people who play Destiny have absolutely no hope of contributing anything to this. Just the handful of savants who have the time and energy to devote to something like this. They…

oh god, don’t get kids on ASMR... next thing you know, they’ll start looking up ASMR on twitch.. and next thing you know, your bank account has charges for 300-1000$ to some Patreon account named “BubbleButtASMR”

I’m so fucking tired of advertising, and so glad for adblockers in my browsers, a DVR with a skip function, and usenet. Ads have ruined cable/satellite TV, print media, the internet and mobile gaming. FFS I picked up a copy of Popular Science last week and had to go 22 pages into it to find the first piece of content.

Remember when there was a point around 2012-2015 when we thought that Streaming would be the future and that Netflix would be an amazing library of all the media we could possibly want?

Buffy isn’t a good example. That was a dramatic sting to get you to come back for the following episode, “The Body,” which really did do justice to the horrible loss Buffy suffered.

The Body is one of the greatest tv episodes of all time, period.

I like how an unproduced script now constitutes a “version” of a movie. All this version is missing is cinematography, music, sound effects, actors, pretty much the whole “audiovisual” element.

I would like to challenge Jim Spanfeller to a fight. My DMs are open, Jim.