I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

Everyone is all like “finally not political like Beyoncé!”

Cue right-wing outrage in 3...2...1...

In an alternate universe where science is so advanced because they gave it all the money that would otherwise have gone to make scifi creature movies where you learn not to touch the alien organism with your bare fucking hands.

No kid had a Ghostbusters outfit that good in 1984.

The line between the two blurs so easily. The hole was created by man’s technology, so it tips to sci-fi.

You sure as hell don’t sound like it, progress is about helping people not fucking everyone else over out of spite.

Huh? There are plenty of other states that are proportionally as liberal as yours, and plenty of backwards areas in your state.

You are either naive or a poor student of history.

A cooler rebellion would be if the state to redirected all of its federal tax dollars to flint and PP.

Obviously that’s the secret hidden “9th” pick that we won’t know about until 8 years from now.

... the war Doctor?

“If the reverse of this movie was made, I bet you snowflakes would be crying racism.”

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

And for most of these people, it’s the first time they’ve ever cared to follow what goes on in Washington, so they have no idea which change is good and which is going to result in a total breakdown of our government. They just think that lying and obfuscation was a recent development and Trump represents some sort of…

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Anyone who says this isn’t straight up fascism, is a straight up fascist themselves. Our right to peacefully assemble, which means anything short of actually smashing shit up, is guaranteed by our 1st amendment constitutional rights. Don’t think for a second that this law will not be used by a federal agency at some…

Sorry, but that outfit just ensures I’m not going near this game.