We say that, and yet we still rage when we get sniped with a Matador lol

But I dooo enjoy the disintegration animations after fusion rifle kills.

oh no, not again.

I’ll only believe it’s a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference if there was a bowl of petunias somewhere nearby.

That’s the joke.

For the entire game, I thought Ebony was just some in-game coffee Ignis was obsessed with. I had no idea it was product placement until I saw the logo in the credits. Same with Vivienne Westwood.

Good, those two trash humans have no business being given any opportunities to spread their brand of unadulterated hatred of women that won’t bone them or women they find too ugly to bone

Not even. The Goo Goo Dolls were a punk-ish Replacements-style outfit turned straight up lite rock that your mom listens to when she fills the hot tub, lights the candles and breaks out the toolbox of dildos. There’s not a single song in their discography that one would honestly call “post-grunge.” They’re not even a…

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

Just to agree with everyone else here, he/she embarrassed him/herself more than anything. And just like everyone else over 30, I am SO glad the internet wasn’t a thing when I was 13.

wow... twelve year old alert!

Was it really hacked or did he just guessed that SquareEnix’s password is “Feathers&Leather4ever”?

Ah, the old “How dare you not tolerate my intolerance!” chestnut.

Translation: “I want my own safe space, dammit.”

Also, this:

Clinton 65,844,954

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

Given Trump’s post-election actions, I’m sure they feel as dumb as we think they are.

When I use command prompt to quickly resolve an issue, people literally look at me like I just shot a Kamehameha out my hands.

Gladio’s cup noodle quest made me buy a cup noodles. But then the cup noodles reminded me why I never buy cup noodles.

I want to ride my chocobo all daaaay!