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giantenemyturtle

Failed steak salesman. 


Sorry, but are we all just forgetting about the wonderful Tremors TV show we actually got?

I’ve heard great things about Steven Universe, but I can’t get past the animation on that one character’s lips. I know, weird, but any time I try and watch they freak me out and I stop. 

I got obsessed with this mini game. I’m a trophy hunter in general so I knew when I saw the list it would be something I had to do. But that feeling you get when the little slo mo winning cut scene plays is great! Animal Crossing what? This is my quarantine dream. 

Aw, I didn’t know it was delayed. Bummer

Exactly. People are saying let’s stick it to the man and the DNC stole the election when it fact they already did the first thing and it failed and the DNC didn’t steal shit their slacktivist asses just didn’t vote because they’re more in love with reddit karma than actual fucking progress.

Scariest maybe.

But the best, hardly.

That joy belongs to Bad Blood.

You aren’t wrong about Biden being a status quo candidate, but you are wrong about the status quo. We left that the moment we elected Trump. Biden would be a return to Obama era politics, not perfect, and certainly not the shining socialist utopia of Bernie, but a world away from where we are now. And that is what the

I love the whole XIII trilogy for all its craziness. There are literally dozens of us!

I’ve never watched the show but I feel like I see articles every other month saying it is ending. Is it actually ending? 

Don’t forget: “and must participate in ( reskinnned, six-man activity against waves of enemies and bosses) to charge (cosmic mcguffin.)

Fair enough. But there is a really simple solution for that. Continue doing whatever it is you are doing be that running with a clan or using an LFG. No one is going to force anyone to use the matchmaking, but not having it there for the people that want it does way more harm than good.

There are thousands of people

Yeap. I love this world that Bungie has built but there really is a disconnect between the majority and the minority in this game. So much of the world goes unseen by the common player because of Bungie’s refusal to add matchmaking to endgame content.

How many more people have been able to play Nightfalls since they

Oh boy, another cool activity with NO F***ING MATCHMAKING.

Fun. 

I think it looks good. 

It is very beloved by me!

Gross.

I was thinking the same thing. All of these updates have been free. My best guess is that they made sooooo much money from VCs in the beginning that they still haven’t spent even a fraction of it. 

So, for a woman to be an effective superhero she has to suffer? We have to fridge her?

Fuck off with that nonsense. 

Was it just me, or did the final evolutions of the starters (with perhaps the exception of Grookey) feel really...fury-esque. I honestly banked my Sobble after it evolved into whatever that weird fetish monster that was its final form.