They made the dogfighting so much easier in this game! I love it, I’m fulfilling all of my Firefly fantasies.

Tyler Durden the book character, Tyler Durden the film character just IS toxic masculinity. 

I really like the 10mm in Fallout 4, in fact, its my go-to overworld gun.
And, it might be an unpopular opinion, but the pistol and hand cannon in Fortnite are a lot of fun to me. 

The inclusion of Lost Odyssey makes me so happy! It flew under the radar but it was so good!

Another under the radar JRPG I would have added is Eternal Sonata!

Ringed planets! I’m sold.

“narrative”

This game is so weird these days. But I can’t wait to get back in after the NEXT update and Browncoat it up.

I will concede that maybe you have a broader definition for the term. Here’s how I see Fortnite’s “storytelling.”

I think you are mostly right. But I would not go as far as to say Fortnite’s “story” is anything more than bullet points. If Overwatch is a book, that makes Fortnite an outline of a book someone might write, someday. 

I understand what you are saying. And bless your determination to try and defend it, but change on a map do not a story make. At most those are story beats, bullet points in an outline. But without a narrative structure, without the glue that holds a story together, you have nothing but some interesting visuals that…

Except, that’s not a story, is it? It’s some map changes and a player skin. There might be visual changes happening to the map but there is no story, no narrative structure, to support them.

No, no, I’m following it. There was a meteor, it crashed and changed the map, and a supervillian/alien with no name or dialogue came out and now a missile has launched, cracked the sky, and there are about to be- wait for it- map changes.

This is not a narrative structure.

Really? I mean, more power to them for keeping people engaged in the game but this is not good storytelling. It's not even a coherent narrative.

Bloody Warframe is getting pilotable ships, meanwhile Destiny’s ships continue to act as loading screens. 

That is one uncanny Goku. He looks like a titan ready to eat someone’s face off.

That’s a hard sell for me considering how much I loved 3 & 4.

What kind of monster...

Pretty sure all the band shirts at Hot Topi were replaced by Adventure Time and My Little Pony in the early Twenty-Teens.

Seriously, they have them at my local Walgreens.

While I don’t doubt this, I would say it’s probably because Millennials just don’t eat breakfast. I mean, seriously, who the fuck has time for breakfast, like, ever.

Beyond that a fucking love me some cereal. I eat a bowl of coco pebbles just about every Saturday night.