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Let’s just all bear in mind that the people that put OTHER liquids (like water) in their cereal are the true villains.

That sounds horrible.

But honestly though, that NYT headline is so accurate. They are obsessed with Appalachia. Which I find fucking hilarious given how few shits the folks there give about the NYT’s or their think pieces.

Damn, really? Here I thought I had seen every variation! The game still suprises me!

As someone who loved this game enough to get the platinum, I loved Em and Mike.

The Guyver.

Woah there, who is calling Guyver a parody film??

The first was a little cheesy because of the effects, but the second one is my favorite movie of all time. Sure it’s an American manga adaptation, but it is a damn good film. I don’t know what’s funny about either of them.

You’re very angry, internet person.

“Shhhh. Let people enjoy things.”

Is there any sort of anticapitalist, Browncoatish faction in this ridiculous game? Because rhere should be.

Phantasy Star IV!

I feel like I’ve been playing it my whole life. It was the first RPG I ever played, first game I ever beat. I played in on Genesis, emulator and everywhere in-between.

Just started it back up on the PS4 Genesis collection!

I'm more interested in how the fuck a professional video game person can afford to travel to all of rhose different countries. 

Maybe not ANY game.

The only thing I’ve found to counter a shotgun is the tactical sub machine gun of blue or better rarity.

Can we just take away the jump button, okay not literally, but I feel like the end game for me is running into some asshole that just jumps around with a shotgun making it impossible for me to even know wtf is happening most of the time. Maybe just make it harder to aim while jumping or something.

I WISH Destiny would let us pilot our damn ships. Why give me this bad ass space ship if I’m not allowed to actually do anything to it?? What is it but a glorified loading screen. And now, in D2 you can jump to planets without even having to go to orbit.

The only experience I have with Twitch is that it is an app on my PS4 my wife and I used once to stream her playing a Slenderman game for her friend in NYC because she wanted to hear her screaming while she played.

So knowing very, very little about the app I have to say that I don’t quite understand its popularity,

I’ve never heard of trespasser.

That’s just a typical Tennessee Tuesday.

Here is my breakdown of the whole fetus scene having only watched the trailer when it was live that one time last night.

“Something, something time warps.”

Okay, so time travel is involved. And Reedus is somehow immune to the floating, shadow fetus’s ability to destroy things by reversing/fast-forwarding time. Let’s put

Can we all take a minute and talk about hat phrase “virtue signalling.” I’ve been seeing it a lot recently online and it is really annoying.Granted I’ve never heard anyone use this phrase in the real world.