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Let’s just all bear in mind that the people that put OTHER liquids (like water) in their cereal are the true villains.

That sounds horrible.

But honestly though, that NYT headline is so accurate. They are obsessed with Appalachia. Which I find fucking hilarious given how few shits the folks there give about the NYT’s or their think pieces.

Damn, really? Here I thought I had seen every variation! The game still suprises me!

As someone who loved this game enough to get the platinum, I loved Em and Mike.

The Guyver.

Woah there, who is calling Guyver a parody film??

The first was a little cheesy because of the effects, but the second one is my favorite movie of all time. Sure it’s an American manga adaptation, but it is a damn good film. I don’t know what’s funny about either of them.

Wasn’t this idea kind of played out by the second movie? 

Conflict does not have to arise from grief or suffering. 

I’ve been saying for the past two years that we need a new literary movement based around idealism and utopia. One in which the good guys don’t just save the day, but the villains have already been defeated, where life and hope blossom.

Don’t tell me it can’t be done, or it sounds boring, or it’s too saccharine.

You’re very angry, internet person.

“Shhhh. Let people enjoy things.”

Is there any sort of anticapitalist, Browncoatish faction in this ridiculous game? Because rhere should be.

Phantasy Star IV!

I feel like I’ve been playing it my whole life. It was the first RPG I ever played, first game I ever beat. I played in on Genesis, emulator and everywhere in-between.

Just started it back up on the PS4 Genesis collection!

I'm more interested in how the fuck a professional video game person can afford to travel to all of rhose different countries. 

Maybe not ANY game.

The only thing I’ve found to counter a shotgun is the tactical sub machine gun of blue or better rarity.

Can we just take away the jump button, okay not literally, but I feel like the end game for me is running into some asshole that just jumps around with a shotgun making it impossible for me to even know wtf is happening most of the time. Maybe just make it harder to aim while jumping or something.

Does anybody really trust this? Because I don’t.

Are they going to make Daria an (even more disaffected) millenial?

I WISH Destiny would let us pilot our damn ships. Why give me this bad ass space ship if I’m not allowed to actually do anything to it?? What is it but a glorified loading screen. And now, in D2 you can jump to planets without even having to go to orbit.

The only experience I have with Twitch is that it is an app on my PS4 my wife and I used once to stream her playing a Slenderman game for her friend in NYC because she wanted to hear her screaming while she played.

So knowing very, very little about the app I have to say that I don’t quite understand its popularity,