I'm gay and I'd totally switch sides for Samus....and Lara Croft. But Samus though, man oh man, Samus has been my video game crush for as long as I can remember. I think it's the whole women in power thing. Oh and GLaDOS is definitely my spirit animal.

"OC, dont steal"

"Samus" was already taken by a fat dude who likes to role play.

Okay, okay; last one (I've wasted far too much time on these). Let's just hope that these cool dudes come back, because honestly, if there's one Nintendo IP that's super at-home with taps and swipes, it's this one:

don't be that guy....

Hey, now. This could have been the start to a brand new "Lonk from Pennsylvania" meme and you had to go and fix it. :-p

That's a pretty egregious mistake Geebs. Aren't you a teacher? Should you know, like, spelling and stuff?

Nintendo still includes classic 4-player local multiplayer. No screen looking!

You mean the New NinTinder!

Oak always gets a little overexcited.

Sadly this would probably consume a lot of my spare time...

Day 1 Guaranteed

One of my favorite series...hope this never happens...