See....I'd have broken the TV. And had the dog poop on the bed. But I'm super into revenge.

So Konami is losing their most famous, popular, successful creator...on April 1st? I'm sure that's just a coincidence too.

GUYS, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.

They're eating her ... and then they're going to eat me ... OH MY GAAAAAAAAAWWWWDDDDD!!!!!!

how you gonna leave out my man Frieza with Gun?!

From the Time article:

Who else would have the balls to do that?

Who'd have guessed Nintendo would be the ones to invent time travel?

Yeah, probably for the most part. My upbringing swung towards the two wrongs do not make make a right (but two lefts do!) and that comes out sometimes. Like today.

Actually, three lefts make a right. Two lefts just turns you around.

3 lefts... 2 lefts just send you back from whence you came.

God I needed this. THIS IS WHAT I'VE DEALT WITH ALL DAY.

Man having to wait till 11 is agonizing. How else am I going to get my morning cup of laughs, snark, no tipping-Illuminati, the customer is always right, I'M ALLERGIC TO RED, monogrammed thermos posts?

This may be one of the best Shop Contests this year...I mean, I didn't win. But still good all around.

The enemy wait times are truly a difficult situation, since the game is not overhead, it's harder to see where the enemies are going. In a normal overhead RTS, it's easy to fastforward the enemy moves, because we can easily see their movement and their projected paths. With Code Name: STEAM, however, it's quite…

I've given stars to a lot of hyperbole-ridden posts in the past, but this one is the most truthish one ever.

best post we've ever run imo

If only he talked as much as Link, too.