Obligatory.

"Iron Man 3's writer"

Just so it's clear, if you have the Apple Watch, your notification tone must be the Power Ranger's tone from the original series.

That is the only tone I will accept.

;D

Surprised no one had done this one yet.

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Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

Don't be a celebrity if you cant handle the weird shit.

I'm at an impass, I feel they betrayed the Nintendo userbase. I know plenty of Wii users with a lot of legit content. I'm not buying a PS4 to transfer my content.

Fantastic. Absolutely fantastic.

Came here to post "as big as your mum", leaving in disappointment.

Some of the PC master racers who spend thousands of dollars on their graphic cards that are exactly as good as a PS4 will! ;)

IT WAS A JOKE YOUR SO STUPID!

RIP.

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