The lack of beef in the dish is brilliant.

Let the Magikarp era begin!

GBD!!!! You're an alright guy. Work drives me crazy sometimes. I hope your pinky survived our zombie geekpocalypse. There's just one thing I need to know. What colors do you see in "the dress" that is going around? ^_^

He prospered—but I damn sure wish he would have lived longer.

Ash cannot be killed. He has been in a coma since episode one.

Yeah, like I care.

Glover is best.

That Frankenstein boss is the hardest fucking thing I've ever encountered in a game. I still have no idea how I beat him. I assume it was a glitch.

Infinity-billion points to the guys who mentioned Ristar and Rocket Knight.

Sadly, Pulseman only made it over to the states via Sega's ill-fated (yet strangely ahead of its time) SEGA Channel service. Chances are you didn't get to pick it up. Luckily for you it was released for the Wii Virtual Console back in 2009.

Does Hagane count? Or is that more of a side scroller?

Can not remember the name, but I was OBSESSED with a platformer for the Genesis that was pirate-themed, with ENORMOUS levels. The second boss was a hopping bulldog that spit bubbles. Someone tell me the name!!!

Where's Darkwing Duck from original GameBoy??

Is it me or is his head like the a certain stinky emoji

I enjoyed this article. Thanks a lot.

Mischief Makers was by far one of the best games on the N64. There was such a good level of comedy along with great characters, fun mechanics, and crazy awesome boss fights. More people need to play that game. It is amazing.

I had that mischief makers game and never beat it. Guess the ten year old me hated it. Probably could crush it now!