Damn it Florida. I have taught history. Which means I am educated. Which means I know that to teach history and believe this crap you have to be a willfully ignorant dumb ass holding onto white supremacy as something you think is based in “facts”.

Nice list! Might I also recommend:

Nice list! Might I also recommend:

Context: Fish and shrimp restaurant
Loose translation: Any person making two tacos from one will be billed twice.

What I always remind a friend of mine who keeps sharing this trick is that all you get more of is the tortilla. You don’t actually get an extra taco. ;)

As I mentioned in the article, dogs are omnivores.

As a past driver I’m all for this. People leave items even with me checking after every trip. I would say that I’ve spent way too many resources getting these items back to people, and they rarely do more than a cursory “thanks”.

So you think you’re entitled to a second trip for the driver?

I drive and the number of people leaving stuff in my car seems to be insane (3 to 4 times a month). I check after each trip by looking over my shoulder the best I can but many times the phone or whatever is under the seat or otherwise hidden (even had one person leave their phone up behind the rear window). I only get…

So, you’re saying that they should have to make an potentially out-of-the way trip, coordinate a time and place, and meet with you to return something YOU lost and run the risk of not being compensated for it?

I always try to make smalltalk with uber and lyft drivers. The amount of them who do this for a living is astounding! They mostly complain about how they don’t really have benefits. Some say they make alot of money and I believe them.

A lot of flawed logic in here.

Even with a “real job”(welder) I can’t afford the $1,700 a month for the insurance my company offers.

Yep, because there are a plethora of real-jobs out there and companies certainly aren’t laying off like mad and going for small-as-possible workforces.

and who read lighthearted internet words literally, as though he’s genuinely advocating people not to have children.

It is like the opposite of foreshadowing.

It is like the opposite of foreshadowing.

I’ve been carrying an explodey battery in my pocket, directly adjacent to my tender bits, for over a decade now... So, no, I’m not that worried about it. We’ve all got to get horribly disfigured by something, right?

I’ve been carrying an explodey battery in my pocket, directly adjacent to my tender bits, for over a decade now...…

A little soap is fine for a Cast Iron, but you are correct, don’t soak it. I personally use salt, and a good scrubbing pad.

I just saw sirloin flap at whole foods for 12.99! Great for fajitas though.