Um, because he didn’t kill anyone. He can be charged with falsely reporting a crime, and possibly conspiracy to commit murder if the prosecutor is good enough.

Shots fired.

I sense an imminent awakening in the Force though.

Truly, we are amidst dark times in the Empire.

Not its fault though as hangar rental fees and values have skyrocketed since its parents’ generation, vastly outpacing income from smuggling opportunities.

Not to be confused with the Millennial Falcon, which lives in its parent’s hangar until it turns 26.

This is the ideal intersection. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

So they can see how stupid they look?

We should really just stop warning people of stuff like this and let the idiots weed themselves out of society.

I never thought you could have a truly redneck sport with 4 wheeled vehicles that don’t have any engines, but I was so, sooo wrong.

Set mice, you say?

[Translator’s Note: I WAS IN THE POOL]

“There’s only room for a-one mustache on this-a hot bod!”

What’s super fucked is the fact that lots of people idolize the 50's and 60's. One of the defining features of the 5o’s and 60's? Sweet, sweet gubmint cash. Schools were super well funded. Christ, you could get driver’s ed in your average high school up until practically the 80's. That’s like $400-500 right there. You…

I would suggest that, if you think you are “(moderately) rich”, you are probably not the focus of HamNo’s ire, nor the target of the tax increases progressives propose. Even if you are being modest and you are actually in the top tax bracket (>$418k), you are extraordinarily well off and are in no danger of being…

What if I am (moderately) rich, what should I think about? Giving up everything I worked so hard for? The things I sacrificed to get there be damned.

We require video instructions. The balls are in your court.

Good advice, but Ready needs to make sure that all of her financial information, personal records, and computer passwords are secure, changed, whatever, prior to dropping the bomb.

Trailers get abused until they’re practically caving in on themselves. You wouldn’t want to waste time/money doing anything to them to make them heavier and more expensive. Focus on aero for the trailers and leave the fancy tech for the tractor.

The problem is the three things affected most by the flood are the most expensive to replace: The electrical system, the interior and the transmission. It’ll be cheaper to buy a new car than to replace those three things, which is why the insurance company writes them off as a total loss. Furthermore the unemployed…