Might be overestimating there; the NFL *is* the most popular sport in the country and he’s arguably one of the most popular players in the league.

College football: for the fan who wants the ethical nightmares of college basketball AND the ethical nightmares of professional football in one convenient package!

Yeah but there's a difference between not knowing someone and supposedly not having an interest in fucking them. Dunham assumed the latter.

This is probably a literal conversation Jed York had while sitting on $50-million in cap space.

yup, nothing breeds excitement like the option offense and games decided by seven TD margins. Sign me up!!!

If a great accountant were as hard to find as a great NFL player, and by “danger to himself” you mean susceptible to general human foibles when it comes to large sums of money, then yes I would.

John’s not about to get out-Harbaughed by his younger brother.

The people that are upset about it don’t want to talk about the actual issues that Kaep and others are trying to address.

Now, we remember Joe-Pa by asking you to remain silent for the next three decades.

“It’s the entire defensive playbook with audibles, descriptions of what the guy’s supposed to do, the whole nine yards,” he said.

Any word on whether Sandusky will be furloughed to be a part of the festivities?

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Ah, a W-L truther!

This seems like a perfect segue into a story about the lack of minorities working in NFL front offices.

“Stop calling people names, fuckface.” — You

This is the best Kinja has to offer.

What a relief. As a USC alum, I was getting worried we weren’t going to get any players arrested this season.

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.