“He got his money upfront. Good for him. Time to tear." Bosa's MCL.

Football would require black people to live in Portland which I’m pretty sure is still illegal there.

We’re used to it. We take it as a given. When else would football start?

It’s the best, one of the few things I miss about the West Coast. You wake up, have some eggs and hash browns, and watch football all day. Then at night, you drink a ton of water, smoke a little bit to unwind, and you can actually go to bed at a decent hour.

To be fair, I would wear a clown nose and assless chaps on a plane if they let me board earlier.

See, that’s exactly the type of shit I was trying to warn Jordan about. Any sort of rational criticism is met with this type of crap.

Thanks for the warning and your kind words.

I don’t think you get this whole rivalry thing...

It’s like looking into a mirror!

No. Nobody else thinks that.

He’s still getting a D-1 scholarship moron, just not at Michigan.

I can’t say I’m surprised by the strength coach’s salary, but it’s also disappointing. I look around my (large, state) university, and I’m concerned. The vast majority of university faculty, (the people doing the actual work of education), are contingent—adjuncts or grad students. When you consider that the majority…

Except the Iowa athletic department doesn’t use “taxpayer” dollars or school funds. The department is self-sustaining since 2008.

They have to be actively good to get approval, not merely un-terrible.

Only once, when I wrote an article for the high school paper about how water polo is a cult and a water polo player beat the shit out of me later that day

that would be Patriots fan Samer

Why don’t any sexy baseball players ever take their shirts off? Ben Revere played for the Blue Jays. He was hot. Do you know how much time I spent Googling “Ben Revere shirtless”? No shirtless pics. Gymnasts are shirtless all the time. Unfair.

Ashley will write EXCLUSIVELY about memes.

Speaking of hot takes: In-N-Out is not good. Give me some Culver’s any day over that overrated California bullshit. Why is Thousand Island Dressing a secret..?