Would five more years of JFK really look that different from the five years of LBJ we ended up with?

As the youngest person on staff, I’d probably be harvested upon arrival. RIP me.

I won’t speak for anybody else on staff, but for my beliefs at least, you’re mistaken in thinking they’re rooted in free market orthodoxy. I support some forms of corporate welfare if there is a legitimate argument that it benefits the public: the government pouring money into private companies that develop…

Zero, because he doesn’t eat the crust

Drew doesn’t really know how to use Kinja.

It’s all of them in a massive tie for first

My mom did. Here’s her email to me the next day:

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

[choked up]

“Life as a Giants fan.”

Yeah. That’s not how you eat it.

Ironically, you’re the 500th person to make that “joke”

Would like to see her as Samantha Bee’s “Menz and Sportz” correspondent.

What time does your TV show air?

orly

You can choose to watch only the games, hombre.

She’d actually be really good on Comedy Central.

God, she deserves a better platform than FS...