Alien: Yougoogley.

Based off the level of compentecy displayed by the characters in Prometheus, I’m guessing someone wanted to have a cookout to fix some hamburgers and hot dogs and it all went horribly wrong, with people spraying lighter fluid on each other like the gasoline fight in Zoolander.

Let us know how your search for a divorce lawyer goes tomorrow.

Jesus I hate her new outfits.

So brave. So moving.

I also need the audio sample of Maz calling Chewie her boyfriend and then saying “I LIKE that wookie.”

Oh I feel you.

I’m hoping this is also open to overseas nurses... As i’ve said before, I’m an Australian registered nurse so my experiences are similar in a lot of ways but also vastly different. We have a very different industrial relations system, a very different healthcare system and we also have different nursing education.…

and now, thanks to internet dating, it’s from adult, human men in mid 2010s.

She wasn’t mine last week.

Hi, RN here.

“The Truth Hurts” is a campaign going on in Ontario right now. It’s meant to draw attention to the flaws in the system and to the problems nurses like your mother endure every day. Your mom deserves a rest, not to mention a decent retirement.

this is from Animaniacs in the early 90s.

God, yes. DO NOT SAY THIS TO THE WOMAN REMOVING YOUR STITCHES/WIPING YOUR ASS, CODING YOUR GRANDFATHER.

A patient died while I was taking his vitals and doing his morning assessment. So it was like, “Good morning, Mr. Blah-Blah, I’m Nurse CatHerdingStudent and I’m just going to put this on your arm to measure your blood pressure and listen to your lungs and heart, okay?” He looks over at me while I put on the cuff,…

OMG ALSO GROSS NURSING STORIES PLEASE!!!! You nurses see the most horrifying shit and it gives me liiiiiiiiife!

Not wearing breast armor, and in fact not even SHOWING A TON OF BREAST?! AND IT'S FREE??!?!! Guys, Warner Bros. is doing it right.