I miss “The Vane”.

You know what forecast is never wrong?

(unless, of course, they take Dan Girardi)

I can’t believe you’re even hinting that players shouldn’t wear caps. I get that they don’t really do very much, but the baseball cap is probably literally the only piece of the uniform a normal human can wear outside of being at the game and not look like an utter dumbass. Think about the sort of people who wear…

Odor has put some time in on a heavy bag. The bar is pretty low for baseball players, but that’s really a decent hook - really turns that hip over.

But like, if they host the Olympics in a permanent location, how will the kickbacks work? Do you even understand the point of the Olympics?

I’m pretty sure the joke is that I paid actual money for this and that Key and Peele are laughing all the way to the bank.

Are you a fatass?

I’m sitting here trying to think of a good Rangers columnist ... and I can’t. They’re all terrible.

So here’s to you, Ms. Targaryen,
Mereen hates you more than you will know.
Whoa whoa whoa
What’s that you say, Ms. Targaryen?
Flamin’ Drogo’s left and gone away
Hey hey hey

You couldn’t be more wrong. Gun manufacturers make outstanding products that function virtually flawlessly with hardly any malfunctions. They haven’t lied about what their products do, or what they are for. People don’t get killed because guns malfunctioned in any way. A gun is a tool to kill, it should never be…

This article is amazing. A really thorough analysis about why the process is working and why uncertainty is good.

“Was Johnny Manziel acting like a Shit Stain?”

While your earlier letter to The Times called the tobacco industry “perhaps the most odious industry in America history,” you somehow fail to mention in either letter that it was your firm that represented Phillip Morris in that RICO case.

“best controversy in the history of baseball”

two santacon fantasies -

As a thirtysomething living in Manhattan and entering the early stages of “old man-hood”, I can unequivocally say that SantaCon is the worst day of the year here. I order Thai food and lock myself indoors.

St. Paddy’s is worse, because it is so much bigger, but SantaCon is worser, because the douche-per-capita ratio of the participants approaches 1:1.

He obviously understands how drug tests work, that’s why he skipped them.

Nah. He’ll come around. That exchange with Rick felt like he was not going to wimp out anymore.