Um, is that a BMW kidney grill on the side?

I’m thinking ‘64 Dodge Polara. Don’t know what those drilled holes are for, but the spread apart headlights are quite a clue.

I'd do this while at the same time leaving the Beetle alone.

I think the best option to really get people in a beetle is to make it the people's electric car. Make it VW's Leaf just with better styling and find a way to sell one for under $20k.

This is a prime example of the dangers of brakes on cars.

Mazda RX-8 water pump gaskets make a good ol' cock and balls stencil

Patrick, we in the Jalop community forgive you and your criminal record. Now, onto the memes!

By "rich youth" I assume you mean "ones who didn't screw around in college and were smart enough to get degrees that were worth paying for"? If that's what you mean, agreed!

anyone else think that Ferrari might have been coming up to fast giving the speed we saw the leading traffic go by?

struck by ferrari again.... AGAINNNNNNNN

Ferrari: The "Hold my beer and watch this" choice of GT cars.

Complete idiocy on the part of the Toyota driver. Too fast for the conditions and on slicks to boot.

I immediately thought of this:

Well, nobody's buying their excuses, and they're still offering those.

If you have any information on the condition of the rider (who hopefully got away safe, if humiliated), please let me know.

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Smart. It doesn't even mean anything. There's not even a "C" in the name for chrissakes

This.