Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

Blaming Holder - A Dallas Cowboy Tradition Since January 6, 2007

The National Suicide Prevention Hotline can be reached at 1 (800) 273-8255.

As an Oklahoman, I can assure you all that my fellow residents are working tirelessly at this very moment to tie this into a defense of gun owners’ rights.

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

Actually, the fans were paid to chant “FANDUUUUUUUEL” throughout the game.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

He thinks he’s setting a good example and being a good role model but the greatest Yankee of them all was Mickey Mantle, and The Mick never would have gone to rehab.

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

Chad Ford also had Bennett ranked 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10.

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Before any Patriots fans comment:

“Mine Smell Like Honey.”

I have laced these citruses with acid mushrooms. Your bat will become your mother. The ball will become a 95mph disembodied tongue and we, the mighty Cubs, will ride surfboards made of light into the True Truth that lies at the center of the Universe. We will also miss the playoffs, but we won’t know it because we are…

Easily the shortest sentence Pacman’s completed.

No mention of the Panthers 50 yard line? The fucking NFL shield.