He must have the same doctor as Sir Smoke-a-Lot

Holy shit, hot sauce is baked into the bun?

I have been laughing about that missionary getting killed for a solid week. Call me a jerk or whatever, I don’t care. It’s funny.

I can, with 90% confidence, tell you that it is dog poop we are looking at. I’ve had to sit and wait and cleanup plenty of it to know!

I think they’re meaning to say that you’re better off not being friends with that person. Internet people love to write people off entirely just based off one negative anecdote about them. It’s an easy thing to do, but then I think about what people would think of me if somebody told them about one of the less than…

Great intro piece, Drew. I’ve had my issues in the job market, and ass-hats like Manahan can go play tough guy in traffic. I’m interested in earning a living, not making you feel like a man.

If any of you guys like Animals as Leaders, check out Angel Vivaldi. The same basic premise applies; virtuoso players + prog metal.

“You don’t want to risk potential millions of dollars in future earnings by playing on a bum leg in a mid-November game against Tulane?  Then you don’t get to be warm!  Now excuse me while I abandon this team to chase millions of dollars in the NFL.”

Jimmy Clausen just set his phone to maximum volume. 

That may make you feel better, but you clearly aren’t paying attention to what is going on in America right now. Lotsa people still gleefully chanting Lock Her Up, cheering brown kids put in cages. If you don’t think Fox and it’s lemmings wouldn’t rile them up, with or without some (more) ignorant tweets from…

It’s like saying, “I’m an alcoholic, sometimes I have a Coors Light.”

I think he ran the concession stand in week 3 and successfully kept Jameis Winston away from the crab legs.

He has won a playoff game in the past 10 years, unlike the Buffalo Bills.

I hate when all these “old” players are years younger than I am.

When a reporter told Derrick that Butler was going to be SAT, Rose replied “Oh yeah? Who is going to take his place?”

What in the name of Sam fucking Hill gets you fired for cause these days? That’s like working at McDonald’s and only burning half of the burgers, but you poison a customer once and the company has your back until patrons and investors create an uproar to amend the situation, only to let them go after giving them a…

“I regret the fact I tried to be a father figure.”

I have absolutely no frame of reference to think Eli is a diva, or that he has the disposition to be some kind of behind-the-scenes manipulator. Unless he’s playing a “Face in the Crowd” level of “aw shucks” that hasn’t born out in any of his actions or repute. (Unlike, say, Peyton, who I can totally see playing the…

While the theory of benching Eli was correct, playing Geno Smith was not.

They are a car commercial band. Every song they make sounds like it was made for the background music for the all new, spacious, and affordable Nissan Altima.