Because he has been allowed to.

Wait, I thought it was OK if they were just sexualizing them, just as long as the women aren’t using them to actually nurse a baby? Have I just been misunderstanding public hysteria wrong all this time?

Well, I wonder if part of the reason people compete on the show is knowing that only their paired stranger, all the camera people, editing people, director, will see their naked bits, but not like everyone watching at home.

...not sure if you know how to read.
So I’ll make it bigger..

dont forget excessively revving at every stop light for no reason.

No you’re right, buying a Harley is only a good idea if you plan to polish it on the weekends, occasionally ride it 10 miles, add 1000s of dollars worth of bullshit chrome to it...polish said chrome...then sell it for even more than you paid 3 years later to another dumbass.
The only good Harleys are all Sportsters and…

Yep. Two differnt pictures. The gif above demonstrates the different angles between them. Did she really think she was that clever that no one would figure this out?

One time, one of my father’s uncle, Hartness, was drinking in an old boarding house apartment. There was a window above the door to let in air. He’s lying on the bed and getting his drink on when he hears a voice say to him, “Hartness, open the door.” Hartness looked over to see the face of a man looking down at him…

This is the same legislature that spent a week on hearings about how to promote a strong marriage that made no mention of love.

Is there any way we can start a fund to pay men to show up to hearings in mini skirts and deep V neck shirts? Since he’s specifically saying women can’t dress that way, its implying it’s okay for men. Maybe a little shock therapy is what he needs.

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Or maybe this. Black is more professional.

OK, so no low-cut tops and no mini-skirts. Got it. I know exactly what I’m going to wear to my next hearing. Meets both requirements.

This is just good common sense rulemaking. How am I, as an experienced member of the Senate Ethics and Elections Committee, supposed to focus on serious manly things like undermining ethical restrictions in election regulation when there are filthy, sinful things like thighs and (I shudder to even say it) hints of the…

Asshole. And you know what.. in my career it seems almost all corporate dress codes I’ve seen/read are pretty much “what women can/cannot wear” dress codes.

Isn’t this the party that says government is too restrictive and intrusive in our lives? Where is the voice of reason? I mean if you float this to your staff and no one says, this could be problematic, then you need a new staff. Cause they are so far up your butt, you'll never get any solid advice from them.

‘but decided males didn’t need supplemental instruction on how to look professional.’

I am about 85% positive this man is sending interns unsolicited dick pics, or banging dudes in truck stop bathrooms, or SOMETHING. You know what I mean? Call me cynical but this has phony-Family-Values-type-but-really-a-closet-perv written all over it.

There are apparently a whole political party who do not understand anything about human sexuality. Everytime they get a hard on (which can be rare at 54), it causes a crisis within themselves and they begin drafting rules to control other people so as to reduce the chance they will have another “episode”. But at the…

...This book sounds just as bad as I thought it would be. Why couldn’t Franzen be the one struck with crippling depression instead of DFW? WHY?!?!?!?!