Good thing no one asked you.

I really want a whole line of nail polishes that detect various chemicals.

And now with the beard it's like I don't even need to wear clothes!

I have back hair and when I was growing up I thought it was the grossest thing ever and was ashamed of it. Several times I've had it Naired off before vacation (very natural-looking, trust me. No one would suspect a thing) (never) and last year I actually had it waxed, which was so incredibly painful that the…

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

is how that made me feel.

that asterisk killed me

I vote "Too stupid to be offensive"

Sorry ladies, your pit hair genes barely match my chin hair genes. I'd "celebrate my body" too if it sprouted within acceptable limits.

Oh my god, anti-choicers, GET A LIFE. (But only if you want to, when you want to)

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

how about button down shirts that are sized according to bra size and waist size? For example instead of my usual large size shirt, it would be 36D / 30.

Typical liberal gawker-verse bias. Keep on hiding the real story, bro.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Well anyone who buys this dress for 250K plus clearly doesn't give a shit about your silly common sense.

#infactnonipples

What's fucking crazy and sad is that Kate Moss was the "controversial" model for being so thin. Now her figure is commonplace, if anything models today (particularly runway) are way thinner. Sigh.

Yes they are. I was driving down the street the other day listening to "Steal My Sunshine", and I saw a girl walking down the street in overalls and Doc Martins. I had to make sure I was still in the right millennium.

Okay, but if those are her 4 year old daughter's slippers, that kid has some giant feet. #footshaming