If your company objects, the workaround as it exists as of yesterday requires them to register their objection in writing. This will allow employees of said companies to obtain BC through the government rather than through their employers. Problem is, nonprofits that have been offered that workaround have said that…

Mark, your articles are forming a very clear picture in my mind of your google search history. And I like it, a lot. Let's be google search history friends.

With my eyes closed, I see exploding bursts of lights but that's cause migraines cause aura, so.

idk when i close my eyes i see weird redness because the lights are on sooooooooooo f- jenners

This is, on the whole, pretty upsetting, but I am most disturbed by the low ball offer to spend the night/fuck! $75-100 is a mere pittance.

Years ago I went out for coffee to check out a guy I met online who gave good email and sounded reasonable on the phone. In person he was an Eeyore. He did, however, provide me my best TMI/online dating story ever. So it wasn't a total loss.

At UChicago, I've never had a multiple choice test. They're all short response and essay. Some of them have a ruthless true/false section that goes:

I guess that might explain the teeth anyway :(

"Which is like saying your favorite episode of Three's Company is when Mr. Roper misunderstands something."

It was 1994 and I had just moved to a new city to start my life as a Grown Ass Woman. My roommate turned me on to these new things "AOL" and "chat rooms" and I soon joined a "chat" with others in my new city. While chatting with this one cool woman about my interest in finding a job in advertising or law, she…

I am a bartender who gets to sit front row and center for tons of first dates from people who meet online. I would rather deal with the decades long old married couple's emotional abuse to each other than to have to sit through another awkward first date where the couple has to vet each others' lies and exaggerations.

So, I met a guy on OKC and we met for drinks in a local bar. Parking was really terrible, so I ended up valeting my car. After a couple of drinks, we decided to go back to my place to watch a movie (ahem, yeah, a movie) and I suggested that we take my car and leave his truck there since he had been fortunate enough…

Times are tough for the Blue Man Group.

The brownie thing was a dead giveaway. Everybody knows that the cobbler is the best Swanson dessert.

Plenty of girls prefer the skinny look. I think the only body type that is consistently disadvantaged in the dating market is the significantly overweight.

Why is no one wearing helmets?! I know they're not sexy and it feels so good to have the wind in your hair but...brain damage isn't sexy either!

I don't normally like gratuitous nudity, but I love that this show fears no bodies (even relatively "old" bodies).

One of my friends got hers in 7th grade and she told the rest of us "I didn't think anything was wrong with me, I just thought I kept pooping my pants."

That is not a real either-or? I would prefer to have never been dating that person in the first place.

Season 1 Marshall is my dream man. Sooo cute.